Send this to your friend on their birthday.
In a previous life I worked in a radiology company, one of the most interesting things was when you would see something really strange. My crowning achievement however was an actual “light bulb up the butt” image (first image).
If you look you can see the shape and where the base of the light bulb has broken from the person ‘trying to remove it’.
Funny and inappropriate. What happens when you expose a parrot to sex?… this.
Note: sounds are not safe for work (NSFW)