Love or Hate Valentine’s Day ?

Valentine’s day is one of those events that most people either love or hate. The later usually being single people, or guys. So as a special day I thought I’d make a special post in honour of it. I’m going break down why I think people would love/hate the 14th of February. As a sidebar, I’d also like to wish everyone a Happy Chinese New Year by saying “Xing Nian Kuai Le” and “Gong Xi Fa Chai” which also occurs today!

Love Valentine’s

  • You are a romantic.
  • You like to be spoilt by your bf/gf.
  • You love an excuse to give/get presents.

Hate Valentine’s

  • Your single and this is a day that seemed designed to point out that fact.
  • You don’t buy into it, you’d rather spend your time and money on something else.
  • Your one of five Americans that prefer a pet to a human on Valentine’s day (Source)
  • You hate the fact that every restaurant and event marks up their price because it’s Valentine’s day. it’s a conspiracy created by Hallmark.

“Romance is dead; it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized and sold of piece-by-piece.” – Lisa Simpson

Valentine’s Related Humour

Star Wars related Valentine's

XKCD's take on Valentines, kinda depressing.

I'm guessing this ignores necrophiliacs

Hallmark Demotivational

Discovery Channel is having a special on Dino Sex tonight on Valentine's Day... I shit you not!

Nothing like expressing that you don't want someone mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands. It's cute....