Valentine’s day is one of those events that most people either love or hate. The later usually being single people, or guys. So as a special day I thought I’d make a special post in honour of it. I’m going break down why I think people would love/hate the 14th of February. As a sidebar, I’d also like to wish everyone a Happy Chinese New Year by saying “Xing Nian Kuai Le” and “Gong Xi Fa Chai” which also occurs today!
You are a romantic.
You like to be spoilt by your bf/gf.
You love an excuse to give/get presents.
Your single and this is a day that seemed designed to point out that fact.
You don’t buy into it, you’d rather spend your time and money on something else.
Your one of five Americans that prefer a pet to a human on Valentine’s day (Source)
You hate the fact that every restaurant and event marks up their price because it’s Valentine’s day. it’s a conspiracy created by Hallmark.
“Romance is dead; it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized and sold of piece-by-piece.” – Lisa Simpson
Valentine’s Related Humour
Star Wars related Valentine's
XKCD's take on Valentines, kinda depressing.
I'm guessing this ignores necrophiliacs
Discovery Channel is having a special on Dino Sex tonight on Valentine's Day... I shit you not!
Nothing like expressing that you don't want someone mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands. It's cute....