“I’m a champion sleeper.” – Ben
“If I wasn’t going to hell for posting inappropriate stuff before this, I am now” – Ben
“I lost my shit when I saw this the first time, it still makes me smile whenever I see it. That’s call staying power” – Ben
“This is perhaps the scariest product you could give a baby… and this looks extra scarey cuz its a little asian kid… it looks like it is out of The Ring or something.” – Ben.
“I laughed at this, but seriously….” – Ben
Source: certified bullshit technician.