Cranky old man poem

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.

Later, when t…he nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.


One nurse took her copy to Melbourne. The old man’s sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas editions of magazines around the country and appearing in mags for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.


And this old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this ‘anonymous’ poem winging across the Internet.


Cranky Old Man


What do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?

What are you thinking .. . when you’re looking at me?

A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,

Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?

Who dribbles his food .. . … . . and makes no reply.

When you say in a loud voice . .’I do wish you’d try!’

Who seems not to notice . . .the things that you do.

And forever is losing . . . . . .. . . A sock or shoe?

Who, resisting or not . . . … lets you do as you will,

With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill?

Is that what you’re thinking?. .Is that what you see?

Then open your eyes, nurse .you’re not looking at me.

I’ll tell you who I am . . . . .. As I sit here so still,

As I do at your bidding, .. . . . as I eat at your will.

I’m a small child of Ten . .with a father and mother,

Brothers and sisters .. . . .. . who love one another

A young boy of Sixteen . . . .. with wings on his feet

Dreaming that soon now . . .. . . a lover he’ll meet.

A groom soon at Twenty . . . heart gives a leap.

Remembering, the vows .. .. .that I promised to keep.

At Twenty-Five, now . . . . .I have young of my own.

Who need me to guide . . . And a secure happy home.

A man of Thirty . .. . . . . My young now grown fast,

Bound to each other . . .. With ties that should last.

At Forty, my young sons .. .have grown and are gone,

But my woman is beside me . . to see I don’t mourn.

At Fifty, once more, .. …Babies play ’round my knee,

Again, we know children . . . . My loved one and me.

Dark days are upon me . . . . My wife is now dead.

I look at the future … . . . . I shudder with dread.

For my young are all rearing .. . . young of their own.

And I think of the years . . . And the love that I’ve known.

I’m now an old man . . . . . . .. and nature is cruel.

It’s jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool.

The body, it crumbles .. .. . grace and vigor, depart.

There is now a stone . . . where I once had a heart.

But inside this old carcass . A young man still dwells,

And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swells

I remember the joys . . . . .. . I remember the pain.

And I’m loving and living . . . . . . . life over again.

I think of the years, all too few . . .. gone too fast.

And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last.

So open your eyes, people .. . . . .. . . open and see.

Not a cranky old man .

Look closer . . . . see .. .. . .. …. . ME!!


Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within. We will all, one day, be there, too!


The best and most beautiful things of this world can’t be seen or touched. They must be felt by the heart!

Being #1 on Google for “Awesome Boobs”

So the other day I found out something interesting… apparently this blog is listed as the #1 site on Google if you search the term “Awesome Boobs”. Check it out;

1 - Google

Google “Awesome Boobs” and look at the first result.

Let’s tweet that!

I naturally found this highly entertaining and began Tweeting about it on the blog’s official twitter account @C_O_Awesome and my “public / author twitter” account @Insanity540;

2 - Twitter

…and did you know we had a twitter account?!

3 - Insanity540

I occasionally post stuff to this twitter account too… but this is also my public twitter presence so I can join in on public topics etc etc…. and talk to strangers.

So wait… how did you even learn this?!

So I guess I should probably explain how I even noticed this. Every so often I check on the blogs status to see how many views I get a day (roughly 1,500 to 2,000). I’ve noticed that where it lists “search terms” (below) these are often very similar themed terms… they all seem to be focusing on the same thing…

4 - Quick View

Similar Search terms

Ok… that seems pretty specific…. let’s look closer into that…

5 - Search Terms

wait, what are unknown search terms?!

Unknown Search Terms – Google’s encrypted search terms

So one thing to note in the above snapshot of the search terms is that whilst “awesome boob” related searches were the top item (roughly 18 searches), the total unknown search terms was 544. Those unknown items are evidence of Google’s work on protecting users privacy and masking exactly what you are searching for.

So… you post a lot of boob stuff?

No, not really. I tag the posts pretty well and I’m pretty accurate with what I list them under. Below you can see I wanted to figure out how many posts I’ve done that are “boob-related”. A quick search shows 62 posts (and we’ll laugh and ignore the tag ‘boobs that shoot acid‘).

7 - Boob Tag

perhaps I’m overly specific with my tagging… I mean what the hell are cream boobs?

So… if you do the math… if 62 posts have boobs out of the 3,370 posts that are on the blog… that means that it only makes up 1.8% of all the posts…

After thoughts … Sex Sells.

I’ve known for a while that Sex Sells (I mean just look at the most popular blog post list) and that content from the Hot Women section is highly viewed … I just never imagined it would actually result in something like this. A while ago I made a decision to dial back posting the Hot Women content for the sake of my female readers (and my missus), but now I feel an odd sense of obligation to not ignore this form of content. Trust me, I will not be going over board with this… but I am going to experiment and see what happens with views etc.

8 - CelebrateSo if you’ve read this far… and follow what I tweeted above…. here is a reward.

15 “Awesome Boob” Photos to celebrate this unique Internet title:


..Now that we’ve got that out of the way… we’ll return to our normal posts…

- Insanity540

The 10 most popular posts of 2013

It’s the 31st of December here in Australia… which means that 2013 is just about over. Here is a countdown of the top ten most popular posts from the year.


10. 21 Jump Street – Fuck you science (gif)

The reboot of this classic film was great. Of all the scenes, the ‘effects of drug use’ where they are over-confident results in Channing Tatum’s character ranting science knowledge. This awesome pair of gifs (check out the link for the whole thing) scored 3,989 views.

9. Katy Perry Elmo Shirt (gif)

Katy Perry bouncing up and down, do I need to explain it further? Seems like 4,093 people checked this out.

8. Fuck yo couch! gif

Dave Chappelle as Rick James is just one of the best pieces of skit comedy there is. This little gem of a gif got 4,951 views.

7. Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake – History of Rap (Parts 1, 2 and 3)

So this post is a little bit interesting. Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake did some pretty awesome live mashups of classic rap songs. Unfortunately, the overlords at NBC in their wisdom felt that removing the clips from YouTube for people to enjoy was the way to go. I then proceeded to link only the audio versions of the files which was then viewed just shy of six thousand times with 5,991 views. Perhaps the big media companies don’t like the idea of thousands of people discovering and enjoying their content??

6. Zahia Dehar’s Ass Shake Gif

I don’t know what Zahia Dehar is selling in this video… butt it caught the eye of 6,383 people. (see what I did there?). It probably helped that someone linked it in a reddit comment.

5. Cinnamon Challenge Gifs

I was amused by the concept of people doing the ‘Cinnamon Challenge’ and this post was linked to in a Buzzfeed post which drove 6,705 visitors.

4. Pocahontas – Look at all the fucks I give (gif)

I personally love the ‘fucks I give’ meme, and this one is just really great. It seems like 6,799 other people also liked it.

3. Boba Fett doesn’t give a fuck (gif)

It wouldn’t be my blog without something Star Wars. I’m glad that this is popular and 8,439 people have liked it.

2. Random Hot Asian Women, Part 2

Even though I don’t actively post stuff into the ‘Hot Women’ category anymore, it seems that the old saying of “sex sells” is still true. It’s always really entertaining to see which search words/terms lead people to the blog. 8,685 people checked it out.


1. Doodle God Walkthrough / Guide

As always, the undefeated most popular post on the blog is actually something I would never expect to be insanely popular. I created the ‘Doodle God’ walkthrough / guide because I got frustrated whilst playing the iOS game and wanted to know what combinations I was missing. Turns out that a massive 31,840 people viewed this in 2013.



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7 impressive questions to ask an interviewer

“I have been on both sides of the table for interviews and I know that as an interviewee I’m sometimes wishing I had better questions to ask interviewers. On the flip side, as an interviewer, I often find perspective applicants questions really interesting because I don’t always know what to expect” – Insanity540

1. Can you describe a typical day in this type of role?

2. How long have you been at the company and what makes you stay?

3. How would you describe the work environment and corporate culture?

4. What are some of the goals for the company in the short and longer term?

5. How would my performance be measured?

6. What types of career opportunities may open up down the road for a person starting out in this type of position, assuming they perform well?

7. What are some of the company’s initiatives regarding learning and development?

“I can honestly say that if you were to ask one or two of these, you would stand out in an interview as someone switched on” – Insanity540