Bad thing are going to happen

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  1. I find voodoo dolls and pins very therapeutic. No, seriously – I vent my spleen on an inanimate object and after a few dozen stabs I say “What the fuck am I doing this for? Stop being childish.”
    No worries about getting the mixture of the poison right; no worries about the bomb going off before I’m safely away; no worries about leaving clues that lead the police to my front door. And now and then a grand piano does actually fall on one of my enemies, which adds a certain anticipatory spice to whole process.
    Probably not the sort of response you were looking for.

    • hahaha, yes this is EXACTLY the kind of response I want!

      awesome stuff. I enjoy good humour… and yes I had a voodoo doll too.

      You lost me after mixtures of poison etc etc.

  2. The result of thinking overtaking typing. Revised version:

    Seriously, it helps. And it’s a hell of a lot safer too. No worries about whether I’ve mixed the poison correctly. No worries about the bomb going off in my hands. No worries about leaving inadvertent clues that lead the detectives to my doorstep. And every now and then a grand piano does actually fall out of the sky and splatter an enemy on the footpath. That adds a certain anticipatory spice to the whole ritual.

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