Monthly Archives: February 2010

The Shark Knife Will Fuck you up!

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“This is perhaps the most brutal shark-inspired weapon I’ve ever seen. This makes me wonder what would happen if a fight broke out and you did the old…you call that a knife?! and pulled this sucker out. If I saw someone sporting this mofo I’d probably run in the opposite direction. Shark weapon = +3 fear” – Ben.

Being attacked by this would be pretty close to being mauled by an actual shark.

Source: Geekologie

Bonus time: Here is an additional SHARK KNIFE image!!!

lol

Girlfriend vs. Boyfriend Google Searches

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“Love the top search on both. Yes women… pay attention!!!” – Ben

I like how the guys one looks like he's progessively gotten in trouble.

Source: Imgur

Christina Hendricks has huge boobs

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“I’ve only managed to get halfway through season 1 of Mad Men, but suffice to say Christina Hendricks could be a reason alone to watch it. Basically it’s because she has a 38DDD chest…See the second image I posted for more details” – Ben

Christina Hendricks is a real life Jessica Rabbit.

Nothing like a pie chart created out of breast.

Green Dress 1

Green Dress 2

Glamour

4 x 4

For more about Christina Hendricks, checkout her IMDB page, her Wikipedia page and her Chickipedia page.

Dunecat lolcat

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“Dune is epic, but this lolcat is clever. I don’t like lolcat’s per say… but if they have sufficient pop culture reference I’ll include them” – Ben.

Fear is the mindkiller...

The actual article is about how there might be a new Dune movie directed by Peter Berg. He directed:

  • Taken (awesome)
  • The Kingdom (alright)
  • Hancock (cough)

Source: Topless Robot.

IT Crowd Cross Stitch

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“ok, if you have never heard of the IT Crowd, you should be beaten with a stick. Find some way of watching it. Don’t download it. It is an AMAZING show. Every person I’ve introduced to it has loved it. Basically this is a fan-homage to the show, where they answer every call to their IT department with – Have you tried turning it off and on again?” – Ben

IT Crowd FTW!!!!!

Source:  http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/

Love or Hate Valentine’s Day ?

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Valentine’s day is one of those events that most people either love or hate. The later usually being single people, or guys. So as a special day I thought I’d make a special post in honour of it. I’m going break down why I think people would love/hate the 14th of February. As a sidebar, I’d also like to wish everyone a Happy Chinese New Year by saying “Xing Nian Kuai Le” and “Gong Xi Fa Chai” which also occurs today!

Love Valentine’s

  • You are a romantic.
  • You like to be spoilt by your bf/gf.
  • You love an excuse to give/get presents.

Hate Valentine’s

  • Your single and this is a day that seemed designed to point out that fact.
  • You don’t buy into it, you’d rather spend your time and money on something else.
  • Your one of five Americans that prefer a pet to a human on Valentine’s day (Source)
  • You hate the fact that every restaurant and event marks up their price because it’s Valentine’s day. it’s a conspiracy created by Hallmark.

“Romance is dead; it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized and sold of piece-by-piece.” – Lisa Simpson

Valentine’s Related Humour

Star Wars related Valentine's

XKCD's take on Valentines, kinda depressing.

I'm guessing this ignores necrophiliacs

Hallmark Demotivational

Discovery Channel is having a special on Dino Sex tonight on Valentine's Day... I shit you not!

Nothing like expressing that you don't want someone mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands. It's cute....