“Nothing is funnier than someone completely and utterly failing.” – Ben

“Nothing is funnier than someone completely and utterly failing.” – Ben

“I know Swine Flu is pretty much old news now, but poor piglet is still getting shunned. Here is what I think of people that worry about Swine Flu and here is the other Piglet post” – Ben.

“This is perhaps the scariest product you could give a baby… and this looks extra scarey cuz its a little asian kid… it looks like it is out of The Ring or something.” – Ben.


burn.
“I love the fact that this guy gets owned. Don’t get me wrong, paintballing is awesome, but the fact that this guy is lashing out and is a pro paintballer probably means he is a tool.” – Ben.

Tough guy ay?!
Source: AcidCow PicDump
“Ok, I’ve been debating for a while whether or not to include a Hot Women Category on my blog. I have decided that I will, and this is the first installment. My rational is that a majority of guy’s blogs have them, and I’m a guy. Easy.” – Ben.
“Plus… anyone that knows me personally… will know why Australia day is awesome… “








….and here is that same girl… just without clothes (NSFW).
SOURCE: AcidCow (47pics) < these are just chicks that like music…
“…and now for some of my favourite Cyanide and Happiness comics. Check out their main site here!” – Ben

disapproving horse is disapproving.

lol, burn.

LOL. oh, scientists have proven that the g-spot doesn't exist...man that'd be a fun thing to research... on hot chicks only.

I'm a dragon!
“This is one of the best photos of Jack Nicholson I’ve ever seen. I cannot get over how awesome this photo is… the fact that they’ve got the perfect moment of his facial expression of: are you fucking serious?” – Ben

"Hey Joker! can I have your autograph?!"
“When I first saw this I said: Damn. Then I remembered seeing an entire blog dedicated to people that lean against poles on trains called poleleaningdouchebag.com and thought I’d submit it to them and also post it to my blog.” – Ben

well, technically she is a douche cuz noone else can use that pole when shes standing there like that.
Source: Acid Pic Dump
“ok, so I’ve kinda slipped on my facebook fridays because Christmas day and New Years Day. I haven’t forgotten about them completely, so here is a massive one to make up for all the ones missed.” – Ben

Protip: on your iPhone, create a contact called "swear words" and then go mental in the nickname section, then iPhone will autocorrect to your swearing needs

If only you could like people's comments.

Wow, this is EPIC

Women can be sexist too.

Nothing like a Tiger Wood joke

Man I wish he wasn't dead...
A little background story to this next one, I’m addicted to FarmVille on facebook. If you haven’t tried it, stay away from it. It will consume you. Anyway, my friend Sharon plays it with me and when I showed her this next one, her response was pretty funny (see directly below).

Sharon: "hahahahahahaha, I bet it's a farm with just chickens and watermelons."

Optimus Prime = WIN!

Simply outstanding. Brandon, you are my hero.
“I like how Daniel Radcliffe has been busted on more than one occasion checking out Emma Watson, but then again, she is hot.” – Ben

Hell's yeah I'd be looking if I was that close to Jessica Biel!
Source: Acid Cow (24 pics!)
“I don’t wanna know why this rubber duck has a dick, but its very strange and inappropriate” – Ben

I've never seen a blue duck before (awesome Billy Madison reference!)
Source: Bacon Babble
“wow, I can’t believe he tracked down someone that bad mouthed him on twitter and facebook emailed them.” – Ben.

...and Aziz if you read this, I don't even know who you are... I stopped watching I Love You, Man about halfway through when the concept of bromance became less hilarious and completely gay. Props for working with Paul Rudd though, that guy IS funny!
“I love these comics, check out their main site here” – Ben.

unless he's a vampire.

bwahahah

Hey, let's go on a trip to Mexico!

Three stooges complex

ironic