Had a mini-futurama quoting marathon today, thought people would laugh.
Names have been changed
M says (11:05 AM):
id like to thank charslton chew
S says (11:06 AM):
whale biologist
Insanity says (11:06 AM):
I was eating a twiggy stick on the way home last night after stopping off at the grocery store… and though…. the breath freshening power of pork
M says (11:06 AM):
care to donate to the anti mugging you fund?
S says (11:07 AM):
full price?!? That’s an outrage! Its the worst kinda of discrimination, against me, Bender!
M says (11:08 AM):
are you thinking what im thinking? that I, Bender, should audition to be on all my circuits
cheerio sir, you raised my hopes and dashed them brilliantly
bravo
S says (11:10 AM):
I’m back baby!
We still love you bender honey
Shut baby, i know it
M says (11:10 AM):
lol\
S says (11:10 AM):
*shut up
M says (11:11 AM):
no you shut up!
stop it bender
S says (11:11 AM):
stupid anti-pimping law
Insanity says (11:11 AM):
please insert liquor
M says (11:11 AM):
you heard the man, pay him
Insanity says (11:12 AM):
INTERESTING STUFF!!!
S says (11:12 AM):
i am bender, please insert girder..
M says (11:12 AM):
you forgot to stamp the requisition for a date in triplicate
M says (11:13 AM):
o no..i was young and reckless
NOOOOO
S says (11:14 AM):
requisition me a beat…
Insanity says (11:15 AM):
they poo-poo’d my electric frankfurter
S says (11:16 AM):
all of those wooo sounds seemed to have just come from his flab moving about
M says (11:16 AM):
i have ridden the mighty moon worm!!!!
Insanity says (11:18 AM):
I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money.
M says (11:19 AM):
the dashboard is also made out of beaks
Insanity says (11:20 AM):
eagle?
no dog food for victor tonight!!
M says (11:20 AM):
whats the matter red>!?!! now get out of the way
M says (11:21 AM):
GOTTA PRACTISE MY STABBING
WAZZAHA
Insanity says (11:22 AM):
My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book Earth in the Balance, and the much more popular Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
M says (11:23 AM):
sure blame the wizards…
Insanity says (11:23 AM):
[news story about turtles in holland]
Linda: I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
S says (11:24 AM):
you care to explain how you took off without a full complement of olives??
M says (11:24 AM):
you kidding? shes got plenty of meat…meat like a cow
S says (11:25 AM):
M.E.A.T. – Man for Ethical Animal Treatment
Insanity says (11:25 AM):
This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
S says (11:26 AM):
Izzuzu!!
Insanity says (11:30 AM):
Brannigan’s Law is like Brannigan’s love; hard and fast!
S says (11:31 AM):
Leela! Oh god, i’ve never been so happy to be beaten up by a girl!!
M says (11:33 AM):
you win again gravity!
Insanity says (11:34 AM):
In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
S says (11:37 AM):
they say the best tactic in war is the element of surprise…SURPRISE!
M says (11:37 AM):
looking like that he got into jill sanjohn;s bed…nuff said
Insanity says (11:39 AM):
Men, you’re lucky men. Soon, you’ll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.
S says (11:42 AM):
Fry, you yella-bellied coward!
Insanity says (11:44 AM):
[regarding women not being allowed to fight] It’s shameful, I agree. In the olden days, I proudly fought alongside female troops, shoulder to, uh, shoulder. Alas, after a series of deadly blunders caused by distracting low-cut fatigues and lots of harmless pinching, the army decided women weren’t fit for service. Not when I’m in charge.
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