I really really hope that this is true and people are getting fined for wearing pants like fucking retards.
Now they only need to enact it worldwide, or just USA and Australia.
Here is a little bit of comedy education for those of you unfamiliar with “cowbell” and why there is an inherent need for more of it (epically on the internet).
Please watch this clip (and hope that it hasn’t been removed from MetaCafe, and that it actually runs fine).
Now you will know what everyone means by “more cowbell”.
I stumbled onto this “official communication” site, where you can generate your own hilarious notices on varying subjects; thanks, invitation, romantic interest etc.
Heres an example of one I made to thank Frances (you can see how much work I actually do)
“muuhhahahaha, look what happens when I get an awesome piece of random art and mix it with my “magnetic poetry-esce generator” lol” – Ben
This photo gives you proof that some people aren’t suppose to live.
What kind of fucktards would seriously do this. I don’t even think its been done just for the photo because if you look at it, they have the weighted piece of wood where the extension cord is and those beers are all around it.
I hope that guy leaning on the edge gets up, knocks the extension cord into pool and a real BBQ occurs.
The location of the best takeaway noodles in Sydney.
The place is called “Chilli Box Thai Noodle Bar”. Basically it is just off Miller St, in this little arcade in North Sydney (see red arrow below). They have the most amazing Satay Noodles (basically order; flat rice noodle, satay, chicken and enjoy), but they have all kinds of styles of noodles, sauces and meats. But Satay Chicken noodles are amazing.
Here is my little map of where it is;
Ok, this pimped out Civic is a prime example of a shit car that morons try and “pimp up”;
Seriously, who the fuck are these pathetic people that think that improving their P.O.S car with some cheap bling (rims, loud mufflers, neons etc).
You are not cool. You drive a crap car. Deal with it.
I love the above pic because its a pretty funny example of what I get to see drive down George St most friday/saturday nights. The shitty riceburner cars (supra, skyline etc) full of guys who have nothing better to do than drive up and down george st, whistling and yelling at girls. These morons are the same people that start fights in clubs for no reason, and are most likely the guys that will end up stabbing someone or raping a girl/woman in an alley.
Yep, I hate people who modify crappy little cars. Invest your money in a better car.
Here’s another one
stolen from something awful.
I’m a gadget junkie, I do suffer from a tendency to go out and have the latest and greatest stuff.
I have been interested in the iPhone since its release here, but I haven’t been completely impressed by it and I know that the Blackberry bold is suppose to be an “iPhone Killer” blackberry.
- cool, is an ipod/phone,
- large screen: very tempting for those of us that put videos onto their ipods.
- web browser seems very good
- keyboard: the touch keyboard seems difficult to use, apparently you get better at it.
- battery life: owners complain about the short battery life, even less when using the net.
- storage: 16GB max? considering you already offer 32GB touch iPods, it seems lacking.
- no flash support bar YouTube videos: I’m sorry, but your web browser app doesn’t show the web.
- Shitty data allowances for plans with service providers, currently the best option is 5GB from Virgin.
- Blackberry push-email: quick, awesome, uses significantly LESS DATA than iPhone.
- Killer battery life: 3 days on a single charge.
- Keyboard: you can write essays with a blackberry keyboard.
- Unlimited data packages with service providers: UNLIMITED !
- Screen size: still very small in comparison
- Music?: probably not as easy as the whole ipod & itunes system.
While neither really seem all that awesome, in a “I must have one this second” kind of way, the iPhone is definitely a tempting offer. I want a big screen for viewing videos, I would love to be able to play music through it. I need a big storage capacity (30GB or more). Battery life would be important, but as long as it can last a day, thats all that matters.
I think that I’ll wait and see what the next generation of iPhones look like. I think it needs to have;
- more storage
- better battery life
- better functionality (flash/java/shockwave support)
Gotta love the Chuck Norris web hype.
Some of my favorite Chuck Norris Facts.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. [explained]
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
This is my favourite poem, its called “If” by Rudyard Kipling;
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream–and not make dreams your master,
If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings–nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And–which is more–you’ll be a Man, my son!